As The Stars Fall
David Tennant and Catherine Tate - We Go Together
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rationallyparanoid:

igotthemoveslikedalekcaan:

onitboss:

the-art-of-fangirling:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

tennanttardisgirl:

DYING.

I stumbled across this song - it’s a bonus track on the Much Ado About Nothing soundtrack. It’s bloody hilarious.

Lyrics:

[spoken]
Catherine: How long is this gonna take?
David: Here we go!
Catherine: Don’t make me do this.
David: Oh, you’re gonna love it!

[sung]
David: We’re like a branch and its vine
Catherine: Like a drunk and his wine
David: Like the leaves and the breeze
Catherine: Fatty food and disease
David: And like a sheep and a lamb
Catherine: Like a pig and a ham
David: We go together —

[spoken]
Catherine: Can I go now? …can I just…?

[sung]
David: Just like Shakespeare and verse
Catherine: Like a corpse and a hearse
David: Like a song and a dance
Catherine: Like the English and France
David: Like a Persian and rugs
Catherine: Like a headache and drugs
Both: We go together, you and I
David: We go together like the news and the weather
We fit like hand in glove
Catherine: For now and forever
David: Just like birds of a feather
We fly so high above
We stick together like the earth and the sun
Catherine: Like a dentist and fun
David: We go like honey and bees
Catherine: Like a mold on a cheese
David: And like a bird and its nest
Catherine: Like a clown and depressed
Both: We go together, you and I

[spoken]
David: Wait for it, wait for it!
[horn solo. At the end David stops and gasps for breath]
Catherine: *What* was THAT?!
David: That was me playing with my old horn!
Catherine: Oh. Shouldn’t you wait ‘til I’ve gone?
David: Ah, feels so good to hold it again!
Catherine: Well, you’ve not had it out in ages!
David: D’you want a go with it?
Catherine: I’m not putting that in my mouth!

[sung]
Catherine: We go together and we know that whatever
We’re stuck like nails and glue
David: There’s nothing can sever
Such a well-made endeavour as me —
Catherine: — And me
David: — And you
Catherine: I guess it’s true
We’re like a yawn and a dream
David: Like a cherry on cream
Catherine: Like the wind and a kite
David: Now you’ve got it, all right!
Catherine: We’re like a parent and child!
David: Like a — sorry, what?!
Catherine: We go together, you and I
David: You and me
Catherine: We go together, me and you
David: That’s right, we do!
Both: We go together… you and I!

[spoken]
David: Ah! See, I told you you’d enjoy yourself!
Catherine: Yeah! …It’s smaller than I thought, though.
David: …Are you still talking about my horn?
Catherine: Yup.

source for lyrics

oh look it’s the play that got me into shakespeare

eXCUSE ME WHY IS THERE NO DOCTOR WHO MUSICAL WHAT THE HELL THEY CAN ALL SING AND PLAY INSTRUMENTS AND DANCE AND ACT AND I WANT A SOUNDTRACK

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO THIS

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I WANT A DOCTOR WHO ALL MUSICAL EPISODE

^AGGRESSIVELY SECONDS

Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you but… honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Shy says it’s just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there’s voices so… please please can you send someone to fix it?

“It’s still you.” [x]

My imaginary friend.

crowley-is-moriarty-is-a-dalek:

books-are-my-entire-life:

So I’m reading a Doctor Who book, Only Human. And Jack is in it. They were in a situation and needed a distraction so:

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and I was just like “Oh you

and then

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of course. buT THEN THIS

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DOCTOR. 

THEN HE GRABBED WHAT

queenmegmasters:

Who has never killed an hour?
— Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

THE NAME CHALLENGE || 4th letter » a villain 
↳ Silence

THE NAME CHALLENGE || 4th letter » a villain 

↳ Silence

burntlikethesun:

All right, I’m interested! Yes, I can’t help it. Because whatever’s inside her, it’s brand new, and that’s fascinating!

What, you wanted this to happen?!

improbablenormality:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

nevillelongbadass:

mybelovedcheshire:

allonsyrose:

bronaldweasley:

I know what they’re trying to say but TECHNICALLY it already happened?

yea, that guy that played barty crouch junior would make a really great doctor

And maybe the rest of the cast could make guest appearences? Madame Hooch could be the last human or something. She’s so badass.

Narcissa Malfoy would make such a cool big fish from space. Just gonna put that idea out there.

Dobby could totally play the Doctor’s psycic-pollen-induced alter ego. Anyone with me?

Barty Crouch Senior would totally kill it as a Cyberman creator and controller. Just saying.

Ooooooh also, bear with me on this one, but Dumbledore would make such a good Scrooge-type character in a christmassy episode. Maybe featuring fish that swim in the sky? Just a thought. 

You know what. When I think about it, Rufus Scrimgeour would make an excellent museum curator. I’m seeing something along the lines of Van Gogh. 

I was thinking, Moaning Myrtle would be perfect for the role of a random-love-interest-whose-head-ends-up-in-a-paving-slab. Thoughts?

Actually, Mafalda Hopkirk could really grasp the role of some kind of nurse who falls in love with some kind of human incarnation of the Doctor. Maybe. 

I feel like James Potter could really capture the role of a campaigner against the Ood slave-trade, who dies for his cause by being thrown into the giant Ood brain by the baddie. Y’know?

I just keep going back to Mafalda Hopkirk. She could so play a great - great granddaughter of her former character in like the final ever episode with the Tenth Doctor. I can just see it now.

I’ve been thinking about this one for ages: what if Filch played this guy who stole dinosaurs on a Silurian spaceship and ended up getting blown up?? That would be epic, he’d be so good in the role.

Mr. Weasly could be Rory’s dad! I know, crazy but it could work so well! I just picture him sitting on the edge of the tardis with a cup of coffee and some sandwiches, looking at the Earth in space. 

improbablenormality:

thesherlockfandomisbroken:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

hattyisawesome:

vortexmanipulator:

nevillelongbadass:

mybelovedcheshire:

allonsyrose:

bronaldweasley:

I know what they’re trying to say but TECHNICALLY it already happened?

yea, that guy that played barty crouch junior would make a really great doctor

And maybe the rest of the cast could make guest appearences? Madame Hooch could be the last human or something. She’s so badass.

Narcissa Malfoy would make such a cool big fish from space. Just gonna put that idea out there.

Dobby could totally play the Doctor’s psycic-pollen-induced alter ego. Anyone with me?

Barty Crouch Senior would totally kill it as a Cyberman creator and controller. Just saying.

Ooooooh also, bear with me on this one, but Dumbledore would make such a good Scrooge-type character in a christmassy episode. Maybe featuring fish that swim in the sky? Just a thought. 

You know what. When I think about it, Rufus Scrimgeour would make an excellent museum curator. I’m seeing something along the lines of Van Gogh. 

I was thinking, Moaning Myrtle would be perfect for the role of a random-love-interest-whose-head-ends-up-in-a-paving-slab. Thoughts?

Actually, Mafalda Hopkirk could really grasp the role of some kind of nurse who falls in love with some kind of human incarnation of the Doctor. Maybe. 

I feel like James Potter could really capture the role of a campaigner against the Ood slave-trade, who dies for his cause by being thrown into the giant Ood brain by the baddie. Y’know?

I just keep going back to Mafalda Hopkirk. She could so play a great - great granddaughter of her former character in like the final ever episode with the Tenth Doctor. I can just see it now.

I’ve been thinking about this one for ages: what if Filch played this guy who stole dinosaurs on a Silurian spaceship and ended up getting blown up?? That would be epic, he’d be so good in the role.

Mr. Weasly could be Rory’s dad! I know, crazy but it could work so well! I just picture him sitting on the edge of the tardis with a cup of coffee and some sandwiches, looking at the Earth in space.